I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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