sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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