Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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