fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs