why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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