Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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