I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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