as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Your cock deserves a montage
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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