Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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