I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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