Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife