i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods