glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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