I am puke
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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