Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
