i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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