I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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