In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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