I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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