Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
3pm strippers are depressing
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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