I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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