so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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