All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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