part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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