I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I've blown a few things in my day
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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