Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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