he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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