singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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