help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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