I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I need to align my fucking chakras
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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