ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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