we're blogging at a bar
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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