We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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