If that was your dad, he is hot
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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