no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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