I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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