He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Watching her eat just hurts me
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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