were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate