Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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