she looked like the bat from fern gully.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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