why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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