Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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