Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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