They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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You are the jesus of drinking
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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