did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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