And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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