I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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