ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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