It's like a parade of train wrecks.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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