I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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