Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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