Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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